Timgeping is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, omniscient rat.

Timgeping created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Timgeping, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Timgeping, it will not invite you to parties.

Timgeping's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Timgeping's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven shrews approach from the west.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not take Timgeping's name in vain.

5. Fast once a month.