Ontomtgudganjenvinsinrak is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, staggering tapir.

Ontomtgudganjenvinsinrak created the Sol system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ontomtgudganjenvinsinrak, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ontomtgudganjenvinsinrak, she will not care.

Ontomtgudganjenvinsinrak's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Ontomtgudganjenvinsinrak's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not take Ontomtgudganjenvinsinrak's name in vain.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Ontomtgudganjenvinsinrak in the centre of the settlement.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not chop down trees.