Cibcaryak is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, deceitful tapir.

Cibcaryak created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibcaryak, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cibcaryak, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cibcaryak's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Cibcaryak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Never talk about chlorophyll.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.