Volgodlist is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, slow centipede.

Volgodlist created a down quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Volgodlist, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Volgodlist, she will turn you into a tree.

Volgodlist's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Volgodlist's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Volgodlist in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never write about dark matter.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never think about special relativity near pigs while wearing orange scarves and balancing five nickel spheres on your arms.

5. Do not listen to music.