Ganjadrap is a god.

It takes the form of a large, humane yak.

Ganjadrap created energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganjadrap, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ganjadrap, it will throw large rocks at you.

Ganjadrap's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Ganjadrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured moths.

2. You must never eat beans.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Hide from white grasshopers for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.