Rotpopsad is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unthinking wyrm.

Rotpopsad created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Rotpopsad, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rotpopsad, it will turn you into a dog.

Rotpopsad's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Rotpopsad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

2. Always wear black.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never hurt doves.

5. Always treat dolphins with great respect.