Leggesskan Cepyaktif is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, duplicitous badger.

Leggesskan Cepyaktif created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Leggesskan Cepyaktif, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Leggesskan Cepyaktif, he will destroy your home solar system.

Leggesskan Cepyaktif's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Leggesskan Cepyaktif's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Leggesskan Cepyaktif loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near aardvarks while wearing turquoise shirts.