Gutappved is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, emotional bee.

Gutappved created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Gutappved, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gutappved, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Gutappved's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Gutappved's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head turquoise.

2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Gutappved on top of all buildings.