Sanruttjan is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humane aardvark.

Sanruttjan created a quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanruttjan, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sanruttjan, it will turn you into a frog.

Sanruttjan's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Sanruttjan's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never eat strawberries.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not make images of living things.