Yarlnanart is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, blissful monkey.

Yarlnanart created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Yarlnanart, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yarlnanart, it will destroy your home planet.

Yarlnanart's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Yarlnanart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about frogs.