Artfidhud is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, clever squirrel.

Artfidhud created water eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artfidhud, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Artfidhud, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Artfidhud's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Artfidhud's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always help bats in need.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Tapirs are not to be trusted.