Henzanfat is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, selfish zebra.

Henzanfat created a bottom quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Henzanfat, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Henzanfat, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Henzanfat's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Henzanfat's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Henzanfat's priests.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Hide from purple dolphins for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never eat green fruit.