Natgebleg is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonourable toad.

Natgebleg created the Sun three million years ago.

If you believe in Natgebleg, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Natgebleg, she will think nothing of it.

Natgebleg's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Natgebleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never run in the presence of dolphins.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never wear brown shorts.