Mumnangep is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, overgenerous rhinoceros.

Mumnangep created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumnangep, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mumnangep, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Mumnangep's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Mumnangep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never chant in holy places.