Biningpaskin is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, self-confident crocodile.

Biningpaskin created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Biningpaskin, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Biningpaskin, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Biningpaskin's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Biningpaskin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill hamsters.

2. Do not keep three moths in a large pit.

3. Do not wear blue clothing.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never look in ponds.