Pomzognill is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, quiet wombat.

Pomzognill created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Pomzognill, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pomzognill, he will turn you into a sheep.

Pomzognill's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Pomzognill's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six tin sculptures of Pomzognill on top of important buildings.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.