Yarpfitsab Lunlargfas is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, charitable centipede.

Yarpfitsab Lunlargfas created gold five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpfitsab Lunlargfas, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yarpfitsab Lunlargfas, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Yarpfitsab Lunlargfas' most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Yarpfitsab Lunlargfas' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always look after injured doves.

5. Never mention otters.