Yokbetyik is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, conceited rat.

Yokbetyik created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokbetyik, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yokbetyik, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yokbetyik's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Yokbetyik's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Yokbetyik on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about spacetime near great tits while wearing pink coats.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Retreat if six mites approach from the south.