Ratarmjarnbellidzenbednur is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, humane shrew.

Ratarmjarnbellidzenbednur created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratarmjarnbellidzenbednur, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ratarmjarnbellidzenbednur, it will refuse to believe in you.

Ratarmjarnbellidzenbednur's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Ratarmjarnbellidzenbednur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never bounce in the presence of pigs.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not listen to music.