Tabrottom is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, unthinking salamander.

Tabrottom created a bottom quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabrottom, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tabrottom, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Tabrottom's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Tabrottom's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Hide from orange birds for they are unholy.

3. Never paint your hands fawn.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.