Tarpcisskabsitloopfitcudpang is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, contented dryad.

Tarpcisskabsitloopfitcudpang created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarpcisskabsitloopfitcudpang, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tarpcisskabsitloopfitcudpang, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tarpcisskabsitloopfitcudpang's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Tarpcisskabsitloopfitcudpang's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Tarpcisskabsitloopfitcudpang in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. You must pray to Tarpcisskabsitloopfitcudpang seven times a day.