Piglibbig Gemjenrill is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tiresome owl.

Piglibbig Gemjenrill created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Piglibbig Gemjenrill, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Piglibbig Gemjenrill, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Piglibbig Gemjenrill's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Piglibbig Gemjenrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never feed onions to eagles while wearing brown scarves.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never feed bread to rats while wearing rings.

5. Respect your elders.