Flyveencuss is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, flying
jellyfish.
Flyveencuss created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Flyveencuss, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Flyveencuss, he will not care.
Flyveencuss' most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Flyveencuss' Holy Commandments1. Never talk about swans.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Never write about special relativity.
4. Never think about eukaryotes.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.