Flyveencuss is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, flying jellyfish.

Flyveencuss created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flyveencuss, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flyveencuss, he will not care.

Flyveencuss' most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Flyveencuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about swans.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never write about special relativity.

4. Never think about eukaryotes.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.