Labbafgub is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, confident goblin.

Labbafgub created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Labbafgub, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Labbafgub, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Labbafgub's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Labbafgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Always help sick frogs.

4. Never hurt ducks.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.