Popwipbogfom is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, grumpy raccoon.

Popwipbogfom created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Popwipbogfom, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Popwipbogfom, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Popwipbogfom's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Popwipbogfom's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Always help sheep.

4. Do not keep seven mites in a large pit.

5. You must love Popwipbogfom.