Genbinnil is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unthoughtful chinchilla.

Genbinnil created oxygen five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Genbinnil, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Genbinnil, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Genbinnil's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Genbinnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Worship no other gods but Genbinnil.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Genbinnil.