Gidmantit is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, awe-inspiring faun.

Gidmantit created snails seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidmantit, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gidmantit, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Gidmantit's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Gidmantit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always help ducks.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never write about planets.