Len is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, awe-inspiring fox.

Len created the planet Mars six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Len, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Len, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Len's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Len's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Len.

3. Never talk about dark energy.

4. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.