Dossdodstig is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, narcissistic otter.

Dossdodstig created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossdodstig, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dossdodstig, it will turn you into a frog.

Dossdodstig's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Dossdodstig's Holy Commandments

1. Put Dossdodstig first in all things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never write about dark matter.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.