Hakbetsig is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, quiet mouse.

Hakbetsig created bats eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hakbetsig, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hakbetsig, she will strike you with lightening.

Hakbetsig's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Hakbetsig's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near hamsters while wearing green kilts and balancing nine titanium spheres on your feet.

4. Do not eat spinach.

5. You must pray to Hakbetsig eight times a day.