Wipsadflydisstamtit is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, confident swan.

Wipsadflydisstamtit created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipsadflydisstamtit, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wipsadflydisstamtit, she will come to you in dreams.

Wipsadflydisstamtit's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Wipsadflydisstamtit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six nickel sculptures of Wipsadflydisstamtit on top of important buildings.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Worship no other gods but Wipsadflydisstamtit.

5. Retreat if nine mites approach from the west.