Fabjonnut is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonest faun.

Fabjonnut created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabjonnut, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fabjonnut, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fabjonnut's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Fabjonnut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple voles, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Do not hurt porpoises.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.