Sinhonwab is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, able rat.

Sinhonwab created dark matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinhonwab, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sinhonwab, he will laugh at you.

Sinhonwab's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Sinhonwab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan mice for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not hurt doves.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

5. Do not drink alcohol.