Larppadnil Zagmandid is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unfair wren.

Larppadnil Zagmandid created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larppadnil Zagmandid, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Larppadnil Zagmandid, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Larppadnil Zagmandid's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Larppadnil Zagmandid's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Larppadnil Zagmandid.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. You must love Larppadnil Zagmandid.

4. Never chant near seals.

5. Never jump in the presence of capybaras.