Saggatmot is a god.

She takes the form of a small, clever lion.

Saggatmot created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Saggatmot, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Saggatmot, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Saggatmot's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Saggatmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Never eat grapes.

3. Never wear gray shorts.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Run away if four squirrels approach from the south.