Tabmidont Armtigriptensas is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, competent crow.

Tabmidont Armtigriptensas created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Tabmidont Armtigriptensas, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tabmidont Armtigriptensas, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Tabmidont Armtigriptensas' most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Tabmidont Armtigriptensas' Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tabmidont Armtigriptensas.

2. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Tabmidont Armtigriptensas in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.