Femlikhanwig is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciless hydra.

Femlikhanwig created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Femlikhanwig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Femlikhanwig, it will strike you with lightening.

Femlikhanwig's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Femlikhanwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Hide if nine rats approach from the north.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.