Bigxengom is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, conceited owl.

Bigxengom created the Sun nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bigxengom, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bigxengom, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bigxengom's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Bigxengom's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest magenta.

2. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bigxengom.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never eat turnips.