Gadbafweg is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unjust troll.

Gadbafweg created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gadbafweg, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gadbafweg, it will refuse to believe in you.

Gadbafweg's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Gadbafweg's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gadbafweg.

4. Put Gadbafweg first in all things.

5. Gadbafweg must be the most important thing in your life.