Jonafarf is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, omniscient donkey.

Jonafarf created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jonafarf, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jonafarf, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Jonafarf's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Jonafarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Do not eat rice.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near mice while wearing pink kilts and balancing seven zinc spheres on your head.

4. Never bounce near swans.

5. You must love Jonafarf.