Dadteenflap is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, able walrus.

Dadteenflap created viruses two million years ago.

If you believe in Dadteenflap, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dadteenflap, it will try to impress you with trees.

Dadteenflap's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Dadteenflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. You must love Dadteenflap.

4. Never think about spacetime near mice while wearing fawn trousers and balancing six iron spheres on your chest.

5. Never talk about badgers.