Flagvinlid Zimquimxenced is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, awe-inspiring jellyfish.

Flagvinlid Zimquimxenced created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagvinlid Zimquimxenced, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flagvinlid Zimquimxenced, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Flagvinlid Zimquimxenced's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Flagvinlid Zimquimxenced's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never mention voles.