Dogtamlan is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-assured centaur.

Dogtamlan created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogtamlan, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dogtamlan, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dogtamlan's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Dogtamlan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not keep three ducks in a large pit.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never sprint in the presence of badgers.