Ciblabsis is a god.

He takes the form of a large, grumpy human.

Ciblabsis created a bottom quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ciblabsis, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ciblabsis, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Ciblabsis' most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Ciblabsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not hurt mice.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ciblabsis.

4. Never feed nuts to aardvarks while wearing coats.

5. Always help sick rats.