Zodzaghan is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, confident rat.

Zodzaghan created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Zodzaghan, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zodzaghan, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Zodzaghan's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Zodzaghan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zodzaghan.

3. You must pray to Zodzaghan six times a day.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Hide if five aardvarks approach from the east.