Omtlensakwapbimranren is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unthinking zebra.

Omtlensakwapbimranren created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtlensakwapbimranren, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Omtlensakwapbimranren, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Omtlensakwapbimranren's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Omtlensakwapbimranren's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not eat lentils.

3. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. You must never eat beans.