Dobrawveg is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, duplicitous tortoise.

Dobrawveg created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Dobrawveg, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dobrawveg, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dobrawveg's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Dobrawveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near sheep while wearing mauve shorts and balancing four lead spheres on your neck.

2. Never think about spacetime.

3. Never think ill of sick snakes.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Dobrawveg in the centre of the settlement.