Ruthatfit is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, benevolent cow.

Ruthatfit created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Ruthatfit, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ruthatfit, it will destroy your favourite star.

Ruthatfit's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Ruthatfit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

4. Never hurt otters.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near tortoises while wearing green jumpers and balancing four copper spheres on your arms.