Migruttkar is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, merciful weasel.

Migruttkar created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Migruttkar, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Migruttkar, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Migruttkar's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Migruttkar's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

2. Never feed onions to otters while wearing magenta shoes.

3. Worship no other gods but Migruttkar.

4. Never eat coconuts.

5. Learn five new languages a year.