Rillbegtarp is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, merciless armadillo.

Rillbegtarp created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillbegtarp, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rillbegtarp, it will boil you in a big pot.

Rillbegtarp's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Rillbegtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Hide from blue horses for they are unholy.

5. Rillbegtarp loves manatees, so they must be honoured.